What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:12

Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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